Error: 404

YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE!! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?? WHY ARE YOU HERE????? GO BACK TO THE HOMEPAGE NOW!!!! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS!!!

Yes, you got here from a button on the main page. That was intentional. I wanted you to laugh at my 404 page. If you aren't here from the button, then it's probably even more funny/I'm not done a page.